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Words of Wisdom

The Plan


In the beginning was The Plan
And then came The Assumptions
And The Assumptions were without form
And The Plan was completely without Substance
And darkness was upon the face of the workers.


And they spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh. It does not support our needs
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof.
You expecth us to work and yet you
Provideth no substance with which to
perform our tasks." 
And the Supervisors went unto their
Managers and sayeth unto them,
" It is a container of excrement and it is very strong
Such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,
It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves
saying one to another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth,
and it is very strong, and it is easy to reproduce "
And the Directors went unto the
Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
"It promotes growth, is very powerful and It will be inexpensive
to incorporate due to compact substance.
And the Vice Presidents went unto the
President and sayeth unto him,
"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
Of this company, and these areas in particular."
And the President looked upon the Plan,
And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Policy.
                This Is how shit Happens.






 Just Keep Driving
One day a young lady was driving along with her father. They came upon a storm. The young lady asked her father what should she do, he said "keep driving". Cars began to pull over
to the side, the storm was getting worse.

What should I do the young lady asked, "keep driving"
her father replied. On up a few feet she noticed eighteen wheelers were pulling over also. She told her dad, I must pull over I can barely see ahead. It is terrible out here everyone is pulling over. Her father told her not to give up just keep driving. Now the storm was terrible but she never stopped driving and soon she could see a little clearer.
After a couple of miles she was on dry land and the sun was out. Her father said now pull over and get out. She said "but why now?" He said "get out look back, at all the people that gave
up and are still in the storm". You never gave up and now your storm is over.

This was e mailed to me and I wanted to share this.
I thought this was a testimony for anyone of you that is
going through something. Just because everyone else, even
the ones that appear to be the largest and strongest give up. You don't have to, because if you keep going, on up ahead your storm will soon be over and the sun will shine upon your face again.

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